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What’s In The Shops This Week? (09/07/12)

(This post transmitted via the astral plane by Aaron)

MAGIC.

Hello, what’s out this week? I’m not sure as I’m a spirit now but I’m getting something MAGIC over the astral internet…

If the mortal form of Esdevium Games is still bound to your plane then you may find a release sheet MAGIC.

MAGIC

TerryPratchettAnkh-MorporkDiscworld The Board Game - Do you like the Discworld? Well here’s a reprint of a board game set in that universe MAGIC. There is some witty flavour text about the game not using the number 8. I don’t get that joke because I last read a Discworld book in 1996 just before I met a load of people who loved the books that put me off them forever. Sorry Terry. MAGIC.

Chupacabra: Survive The Night - This sounds great, you play animals that are desperately trying not to be eaten by a chupacabra. MAGIC. Great theme, I think. Reminds me of Brock Samson’s method of handling chupacabras.

MAGIC.

Joan of Arc’s Victory - Recreate the battle of Orleans in 1429 with this war game. Joan of Arc is one of my spirit neighbours but we don’t talk much because she only speaks 15th Century French and I only managed to get a D in GCSE French. Still, she seems nice. MAGIC.

Something is trying to get through. MAGIC. It’s forcing it’s way in.

I can’t hold on any longer.

MAGIC THE GATHERING 2013 (what? It’s still 2012.) - Yes, Magic is unleashing next year’s set NOW. In 2012. Like a Fifa game would. Magic is the biggest card game of all and it cannot be stopped. It will last long after we are all dead. Even now it reaches into the spirit realm with its cardboard tendrils…

MAGIC

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